You Betta Duck, Sucka! TFD Launches Official Website, Announces Live Shows!

Dear Information Superhighway (car fire),

Waylon here, just letting the waves of TFD-related news wash over me. Our favorite grind-punk-metal sociopaths have launched their official website and announced shows supporting the Waylon Recordings release of HATER.

Here's the scoop courtesy www.totalfuckingdestruction.com

"The official website of Total Fucking Destruction is launched in celebration of the new album "Hater", arriving February 15th 2011 in the U.S. on Waylon Recordings/Translation Loss Records...."Hater" is out now in Europe on Bones Brigade Records and coming soon to Japan on Ritual Records! 

Upcoming shows for 2011 are being announced, starting with a show with Phobia in Brooklyn, the March Metal Massacre in Northampton, PA on March 12th, and an appearance at France's Hellfest 2011... Hell yea!!

More info, show announcements, and other totally fucking awesome 
stuff coming soon!"


March 10, 2011: w/ Phobia, The Charleston, Brooklyn, NY
March 12, 2011: March Metal Massacre The Garfield 1750 Main St, Northampton, PA
June 18, 2011: Hellfest Clisson, France, Rock Hard Stage

HATER is in stores now and available from these find labels:
in North America: http://www.translationloss.com
for blue vinyl lp and in Europe: http://www.bonesbrigaderecords.com/
in Japan: http://www.ritualrecords.com/

The Metal Press Has Spoken...HATER RULES!

www.translationloss.com

Hey Internet,

"If you're looking for GRIND, like grind should be played, this is your band." - StereoKiller

I'm just as happy as a hound with a dead squirrel in its mouth after reading the fantastic reviews and coverage of the latest grind-assault from Philly's own Total Fucking Destruction: HATER.

A huge thanks to the print media and webzines for their support (see the links below).

I'd also like to express major gratitude for all the honorable folks out there that actually, like, bought the album. You guys keep this leg-humper in chew toys and niblets.

And if you downloaded HATER for free, well, no hard feelings. Just don't complain when I take a giant shit on your lawn.

Sincerely,

Waylon


LOVE FOR HATER:


About.com 

AOL's Noisecreep

ALARM Magazine

METAL SUCKS

StereoKiller.com

Cosmos Gaming

Scratch The Surface

Gnartallica

Invisible Oranges

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

2011: THE YEAR FOR TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION

Dear Downloaders, Bloggers, Dent Heads, Mutants, Mouth Breathers and of course...fans of Waylon Recordings:


Waylon here, hoping you had a wonderful holiday season and wishing y'all a 2011 full of piss and vinegar. With the exception of you "novelists" out there, I assume it's back to work for the rest of us...and what better way to soundtrack the burning of school buses, hijacking of mail trucks, shooting a home invader in the face with a Remington 870 or simply wandering around your nearest food court swinging a miter saw than with the new album from Philly grind legends TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION. 


If Grind were a country, then Rich Hoak would surely be a national treasure (Go here & here for proof). Waylon Recordings, in conjunction with the fine folks at Translation Loss Records, is proud to announce the release of Hoak's creative masterpiece: HATER. 

HATER is the result of a brain that's been blast-beating around the world (and possibly under the influence) for more than two decades. But TFD's latest and greatest isn't just about hummingbird feet and scary grind faces. There is an artfulness to HATER, a unique mix of noise, punk, metal and an intangible Philadelphia-ness that's as heavy as a raid on the MOVE compound and as absurd as an Allen Iverson press conference. Imagine Buddy Rich with a bloodstream full of THC listening to Harmony Corruption. HATER is performance grind, the audial equivalent of tear gas and probably what you'll hear in your head right before the guy from the government hog-ties your sister.  In other words, it's the sound of peace, love and Total Fucking Destruction.  


So before our money is rendered worthless by a financial apocalypse, gift yourself some new music. HATER is available for pre-order below. Point. Click. Buy. Buy. Buy. Buy. 


Your pal, 


Waylon

P.S. As an extra treat, here is the Ed Ballinger directed video for Time Theft, a brand new track from Total Fucking Destruction's totally fucking destroying album...